*takes his hand* I'm ok. No, really, I'm fine. No, I mean totally ok. Not hurt at all.

Oh Alucard I think Alex has a bit of a thing for your behind stay there anylonger and he's gonna oh dear to late. I'll stay and watch the show love ya both together any way.

*Alucard turns around and blasts Alexander through the head, then rips his head off*

You're funny K.B.K

I know. Lol.

Seras: I'm going to whip your ass when I catch you! Alucard: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME, MY YOUNG PADUAN!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! *Gai-like*