Just Too Sexy-23612 viewsWhen I saw this I laughed so hard I accidently knocked my chibi Sephiroth gashopon onto the floor...And let's just say my room incured the wrath of a rather small, but bishieful evil that night. *My poor, poor manga collection...And gashopon Cloud...They'll never be the same again...Beware of the evil chibis! FOR THE LOVE OF MATERIA BEWARE OF THE CHIBIS!*
Naruto's Evil Elmo-10971 viewsOtaku (walks in w/ bowl of Ramen): Hey guys what's up?
Lee: OTAKU-CHAN! Naruto's Elmo is possessed!!!
Naruto: He is not you weirdo!
Otaku: Really? A possessed doll?! Gimme~! *Sets down ramen and takes Elmo.* I have a method to see if it's really true!
Naruto: And that is...?
Sound fx: RIIIIIP! TEAR! POUND! SLAM! WHACK!
Elmo: Gyaaah! No more! No more! God help meee! *Dies*
Otaku (Holding giant hammer): Naru-kun I think I broke your doll...
Naruto: OMG! It really was alive!!
Gaara's Cooking!-13101 viewsOtaku (minding own buisness): Dumdeedum...!
Gaara: Ahhh! outta my way!
Lee: Me firrrrrst!
Otaku: O.O; What's the matter with you guys?
Lee: It's horrible!
Gaara: I created a monster of hamburger delicousness!!!
Otaku: Okaay...Let me handle this! (Grabs flyswatter and walks off)
Lee: Do you think she'll be ok?!
Gaara: If she dies...I get her cookie jar!
Sound fx: SMASH! WHACK! DIE! DIE! MUHAHAHAHA~!
Otaku (Walks back in): Problem solved! -^_^-
Gaara (To Lee): Remind me never to get on her bad side!
Fullmetal Lightbulb-14089 viewsOtaku: *Snaps Fingers* Wheee! This is fun! Look at them go!
Pride: I don't recall giving you the authority to do that..
Otaku: And I don't recall giving you any authority to do anything so, meh!
Pride: DO you even have any authority?
Otaku: Wanna see what the end of a new eraser can do to a doodle like you? Go getcher yerself a new patch ya baka..And some candy for me while your out! *Snaps fingers*
Pride: *T.T* Yes ma'am.(Walks off in defeat).
Otaku: Hee...<3 This really is fun! *Snaps fingers again*
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Final Irony-14927 viewsOtaku: O.O;; Talk about the irony...
Tifa: Shut...Up! ><;;
Otaku: Hey if you would've paied more attention to him growing up...
Tifa: You don't have to rub it in y'know! #
Cloud: Hey Tifa can you take another one please?!
Tifa: Um, sure...!
Otaku: Ooooo! I want to be in this one!!! *Jumps into photo*
Tifa: I hate you all...###
The Troubles of the Bishieful-15319 viewsItachi: Grrrrrrr!
Otaku: Hey don't look at me! I'm an Itachi fan as you are! Seriously!
Itatchi: Y'know this is just more motive to kill him so that the fanart and fanfictions will stop!
Otaku: Um...I wouldn't say the words..."Kill" and "Sasuke" in one sentence...
Itatchi: And why the heck not?! I'll kill Sasuke if I want! (Sounds of rustling from the bushes and silver flashes of steel appear.)
Otaku: Ruuuuuuuuun!! Sasuke Fanclub girls!!!
Itachi: Arrrrrrrrrgh!! *They take off Chibi-style*
Pretty Itachi-12577 viewsNaruto: Hey that isn't fair! How am I suppose to take on bishie powers?! (Turns back.)
Itatchi (ties hair): You're just jealous! Let's have a third party descide this then!
Naruto: Fine by me! Hey Otaku-chan! C'mere!
Otaku (walking up them): Yes? What's the matter now?
Naruto: You have to be the judge for this match! Ready Otaku-chan?!
Naruto: Prepare to die! Hah!
Itatchi: Geeze! What an idiot! (Pulls out tie)
Otaku: O.O *Glomps* Kya! You win!
Naruto: NO FAAAAAIR!! Damn youu!!
The Search For The Panties-44066 viewsKagome: INUYASHA!!! SIT!!!
*Sound of screaming, floor cracking and sounds of intense pain.*
Otaku: Sigh! *Walks in and sees Inuyasha in a hole in the floor.* You found your panties now didn't you?
Otaku: And so concludes the infamous 'Search for the Panites' hunt! Poor dumb dog-demon...He didn't stand a chance. *Walks off while Inuyasha twitches in agony.*
Fullmetal Snickers Nightmare-19856 viewsEd: Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Otaku: O.O!! *Wakes up and runs to Ed's room.* What's wrong?! Is someone dying?! Did Sephy-Sama find the knife drawer finally?!
Ed: What...A horrible...Awful...Terrible...Nightmare!
Otaku: A...Nightmare?! -.-;; Do you wanna talk about it?
Ed: NO! *Stomach rumbles.* But I would like a Snickers! -^_^-
Otaku: Eating candy before bed...No wonder your dreams are so messed up! *Walks away*
Angel Kakashi-13741 viewsOtaku *walking in*: 0.0;; *Blinks.* Kakashi-Sensei...That is soooo wrong. Cute, but wrong.
Kakashi *innocently and uber-chibi*: T.T You don't like the wings?!
Otaku: So damn cute...Can't resist!! Kya! *Glomps* X3
Uchiha Angst-18095 viewsOtaku: 0.0;; *Continues to eat Ramen*
Naruto (leans over, whispering to ear): Otaku-chan, we seriously need to find a shrink for him. These random outbursts are getting kinda creepy.
Otaku: Yah...I'm worried...But the last guy we sent him to was picking shuriken and kunai knives out of his back for a week...I knew we shouldn't have picked the one who looked like Itachi-kun!
Naruto (shouting): HEY! I said not to go with the one who looked like Itachi!
Sasuke: ITATCHI?! WHERE?!
Bathroom Avenger-20317 viewsOtaku *walking up, in zombie half-awake mode*: Unggghh...
Naruto: AAAAH! She's awake!!!
Sakura: Oh god....This isn't going to be good...I thought we had it timed so when she gets up she can go straight to the bathroom!!
Otaku *realized door's closed, unable to get in*: Eh? Grrr...HIYAHHH!!! *Kicks down door in half-awake rage, sending chunks of door flying*
Sasuke: !! O...Ota...Ku...-Chan....?
Otaku *cracks knuckles*: Grrr....*Next sounds of pain, torment and destruction*
Boredom At It's Finest Moments-12737 viewsOtaku: ...And what exactly possessed you two to play this "game"?
Naruto: Well Sasuke-kun suggested it!
Sasuke: Hey...He wanted to know what he was really like!
Naruto: WHAT?! I would so last five minutes on my own!!
Otaku: ...And um, the other stuff doesn't bother you Naruto-chan?
Naruto: Huh? Oh well I hear people say it so much I know they're just lying!
Otaku: *-.-;;* I can't believe I got this kid as my result on Naruto-kun.com's personailty quiz!
Note: Please Don't Tease The Dog-11905 viewsRoy: WAAAAAAAAH!! Get this shrimp offa me!!!
Otaku: This is what you get for calling him short...It's kinda really predictable too...
Roy: OW! OWCH!!! He's got sharp teeth! Otaku-chan get him off please!!!!
Otaku: Fine. *Pulls Ed off* Now what did we learn?
Roy: Don't tease the dog...
Otaku: Very good! Now let's take him out for a walk! <3
Ed: WTF?!! I'm not a dog!!! Otaaaku-chaaaaaan!!!
Totally Predictable!-19716 viewsEd: WTF?!! I am not totally predictable!!
Otaku: Um...Well...You kinda are...
Ed: OH YAH?! Prove it!
Otaku: Um...Ok...Roy called you a midgity little shrimp and said that you couldn't ever hope to have a chance with him.
Ed: IS THAT SO?! I would so have a chance! In fact it's him who wants me!! He wants ME and he knows it!! Damn Mustang!!! *Walks off grumbling*
Otaku: Check and mate...Now let's try to guess how many more yaoi comics will be made because of this! *^_~*
See The Difference?-13215 viewsOtaku: I TOLD you that you need to grow your hair out and loose the Elvis-do!
Loz: But I like my hair! T_T
Sephiroth: No clone of mine will cry like a baby!! *Smacks him*
Loz: Waaah! You're so mean! ToT
Otaku: Sephy-Sama! *Glomps him* <3 <3 Order him to grow out his hair...NOW!
Yazoo: It never fails...
Kadaj *nods*: We just can't compete with the original.
Both: Thank god...*-.-;;;*
Trick And Treat-21762 viewsOtaku *holding onto Loz*: <3 <3 You're never getting hairgel ever again!
Yazoo: The cake's done!!
Kadaj & Loz: THANK SEPHIROTH!!!
Otaku: Where?! Where's Sephy-Sama?!
All Three Clones: -.-;;;;
Otaku: Nevermind...CAKEEEEEEEE!!! *Lundges devoring it*
Yazoo: My god...That's....
Kadaj: Not possibly human...I'm more afraid of her now than ever!
Yazoo: How can she EAT THAT?!
Loz: Hair gel...I need hair gel! T_T
Looks Are Meant To Deceive!-12488 viewsOtakuyume *clutching Kadaj*: Cake...Gone!!!
Kadaj: Yazoo...Hurry up and make another damn cake!!
Loz *walks in*: My hair gel...Where is it...? I need my hair gel...T.T
Kadaj: I dunno where it is Loz...
Otaku: LOZ-KUN?!!! Your hair...OMIGOD!!!! *^0^* *Glomps him*
Loz: GAH! I thought you hate me!!!
Otaku: No...The hair...The damn Elvis hair! <3
Kadaj: I'll...Just be running away now...!
Piece 'O' Cake-15774 views*Omigod total bish comic!!!! Yazooooooo-kuuuuun!! ^_^*
Otaku *drools*: I smell.......CAKEEEEEEEEEEEE! *Rushes into room to see it decimated* T.T
Yazoo: AHHHHHHH! She's going to have a suger-deficiency fit!
Kadaj: Run for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Otaku: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *Glomps them sobbing* Cake...Was killed!!! I need sugarrrrrrrrr! T_T
Yazoo: Do you see what you've done now?!!!
Kadaj: Shut up!! Go make another cake...NOW!!
Why Sephy Burned Nibelheim-19585 viewsOtaku: Is that...Really true? They never REALLY showed us what you read in that book that made you go all evily lovable.
Sephy: I rather not comment on that.
Otaku: Aw! C'mon! Just because they read yaoi you burned it all down?! CloudxSephy is so lame! The real good stuff is VincentXSephy!
Vincent *walking in*: WHAT?!!
Sephy *suspicously*: And..HOW WOULD YOU KNOW?!
Otaku: It's called the internet buddy. You two have so many sites connected to the game-fan sites..Geeze. Have you ever googled yourselves?
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