This picture is sooooooo funny! It's like, "what do you expect these knives to hurt me? *raise eyebrow*"

Uh...actually it did hurt him. The blades were blessed...yeah...that hurts Vampires...

Unfortunatley yes... but it's not serious. For him, anyway.

There is no such thing as absolute immortality.

There is if your Alucard. Well, virtually. Come on, he's Alucard, for gods sake!

well it hurt, but like a cut to us. ^^; maybe an infected one. the only reason he looks so solemn in that shot is cause Integra scolded him. Poor Alucard.

Yeah, now you know why I don't respect Integra as much as I should. She SCOLDS him like he's some bad little boy. In my opinion, all she ever does is use him... Anyways. Alucard------> Oh, is this supposed to hurt? Oh! OK! Forgot that I'm supposed to pretend...

Integra is cool! i thought it was funny how a little girl stood up to one of the most powerful creatures there is *or maybe the most powerful*...that little kid had guts. Plus integra reminds me of myself... Minus Alucard and her blonde hair lol. Anyway back on topic.. Alucard: Do i LOOK like a pin cushion? cos guess what?... IM NOT. damn humans why dont they learn ><

"Dude, i only asked for ONE butterknife!"