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XDDDDDD
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Kira: ...OMG!!!! (Rofl) Itachi:  ....I thought I deleted that....
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Itachi: .....*burns pic* Kira: HA! I STILL HAVE THE NEGATIVES!!! Itachi: ....Give them... Kira: ....Nuuu! 
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Lol thankies guys I'm glad you like it!
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No problem. I am a major Ita-kun fan, but this is H.I.L.A.R.I.O.U.S!!!! Itachi: *chasing Kira around the room* GIVE THEM TO ME!!!! Kira: Nuuuu!!!! XD
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Itachi-kun calm down!!! -chases both Itachi and Kira-
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lol-chases too- give me em kira! keep it away from itachi! 
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(HEY KARI!!) Come on!!! Itachi-kun! Kira-chan!
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Kira: *throws to Kari* Itachi: *growls*
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Me: *mid air 360 form* catches YES!
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-catces it- Kari: GOT IT!!!! Itachi: GIVE ME THOSE THINGS NOW! Kari: NEVER! -runs away from itachi VERY fast-
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Kira: *right beside her* I have an idea! *Whispers so that Itachi cant hear: Give me half of the negatives and both of us do a clone jutsu. Then he wont know which one of us is real.*
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-follows Kari- Lets see if Itachi-kun can catch us! Gimme some! -takes a few but leaves some with Kari and runs opposite direction- CATCH ME IF U CAN ITACHI-KUN!!! -laughs- (u ruined my idea Kira-chan!  WA!! Oh well! XD)
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lol
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-splits negatives- Here Kira chan! Clone Jutsu! -makes a clone- PLAN STARTS NOW! Itachi: huh? GIVE ME THOSE DAMN NEGATIVES!
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Kira: *also does clone jutsu. Clones of both Kira and Kari are around Itachi in a circle* (I just noticed something, XD. )
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(What did u notice?) -laughing hysterically- THIS IS GOLDEN!!!! CATCH THEM IF U CAN ITACHI-KUN!!!!
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Kira: *evil laughter* (If you rearrange the letters of Kari, it says Kira. XD! )
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(lol! ur right! XD)
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(I are smart. XD! )
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Itachi: *looking at the clones with a shocked expression on his face* Crap....!
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REAL kari: hehehehehehehe.......(Omg! i never knew that before!xD)
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-girly- Come on Itachi-kun! U scared? -bursts out laughing-
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Itachi: NEVER!!!! -chrages at Kari- Kari: oh shi*...... wait! -throws a crow ready to do it's thing- Itachi:NOOOO! MY HOTNESS!!! GONE!!! Me: like you ever had any......(lol no offence itachi fan girls)
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LOL!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Kira's gonna kick ur ass now! HAHAHAHA!!! Calm down, Itachi-kun!
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Itachi: -in a depressed state-
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Awww! Kari-chan! U made him sad! -hugs Itachi- Kira loves U Itachi-kun! Itachi: >//////< Me:
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Kari: i didn't do anything! Itachi:...Kira ^///////^ Kari: Ya see?!  -pats Itachi on the back but runs away after- Kari: -whispering to herself- still have these negatives.....
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Yes u did! U said he didn't have hotness! It made him sad! -hugs tighter- Itachi: Mmm...Kira....^///////////^ Me: -looks at Itachi- U have a thought on ur mind...dont u... Itachi: U dont wanna know...^///////////////////^ Me: Uh....O.o.....wow.........
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Kari: no HE said he lost his hotness.....Itachi: Kira ^/////////6 Kari: -under breath- omg...
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Whe did he lose his hotness? Kira: NEVER!!!!!! Itachi: Hehe..yay! Me: Who are you and what have you done with Itachi? O.o
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o.O he lost it again cause a crow did it's business on him again. the he thought kira would hate him so he got depressed. isn't that right itachi??? Itachi: >//////>
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Oh! Itachi...you uh...got something white on...ur head! Itachi: >/////////< Shut up! Kira: I would never hate Itachi!
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awww! itachi what do ya have to say to that! Itachi: -can't hold it in- COME HERE KIRA YOU SEXY BIT*H! -grabs kira and kisses her- Me: O_O wow....
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Kira: ^//////////////////// ////////////////// /////////////////// ////////////////^ Me: ...Im in the middle of this...-squished between Kira and Itachi-
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OMG YACHIRU! -pulls yachiru out-
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Thanks! i thought i would see....ohhh i dont even want to think! Kira/Itachi: -making out like mad- Me: O.o
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O_O Itachi and Kira making out wildly o.e please im too young to see this! o.e
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-blocks kari's eyes- u maybe but Im not but i really dont want to..-blocks own eyes- kira: moans loudly- Me: Ewww...glad i blocked my eyes! XD
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-peeks- -see kira and itachi making love- OMFG MY EYES! MY LOVELY BROWN VIRGIN EYES!
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THEN DONT LOOK!!! -accidently brought hand down with eyes open -covers Karis eyes and screams- OH DEAR MOTHER OF GOD!!! FIND A ROOM! WE'RE OUTSIDE OH LORD! WHAT ARE U GONNA NAME IT!?? OH GOD!!!!
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OH DEAR GOD! -heARs condom wrapper fall- OH MY SWEET FUKIN VIRGIN EARS!
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-closes eyes and creates clones to cover mine and Kari's eyes and ears-
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-can feel something gross- OH MY FUKIN VIRGIN BODY!! -goes in corner and hides with yachiru's clone-
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-hides with clone 2-
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Kari: -softly- im in my happy place....im in my happy place....
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Clone Yachiru(with u): Yes u r...it doesnt affect me...Im an unemotional clone... Me: I made them that way on purpose! Happy happy place....happy happy place....
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-arms wrapped around knees and rocking back and forth with a horrified look on face- allunde, alllunde.........allunde alluya.....
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Clone Yachiru: -puts hands on ur shoulders-
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-still singing and rocking back and forth- dream......dream with me.........the dr--eams the children dream...........the dreams that chil----dren dream......
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Clone Yachiru: -blank look, no emotion- Me: Gahhhhh....
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-_-'
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(I told u i made my clones emotionless so they cant make the moment worse!)
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-punches yachiru clone- bye clone....-evil smile- Kira: HEY! We're done! 
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Yachiru clone: -diasappears- Me: THANK GOD!!!! -comes out-
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Real Kira: ....What...the??? *It was a Kira clone and an Itachi clone*
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DONT KILL US!!!!!!!!!!! -runs away- (DAMN YOU! XD)
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ITACHI HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!
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Me and sasuke: *laughs*
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Itachi: Nope! You deserve it! *Kira and Itachi clones disappear*
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IT WAS KARIS IDEA!!! SHE MADE THE CLONES NOT ME!!! READ THE COMMENTS! -runs faster-
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Kira: *also runs faster*
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IM SRRY IM SRRY IM SRRRRRRY!!!!!!!!!! FORGIVE ME!!!!!!
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HEY HEY HEY! DON'T BLAME IT ALL ON ME THAT KIRA MADE A CLONE! MINE DISAPEARRED WITH THE NEGATIVES!-runs like hell-
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Kira: I read them and guess what? ...YOU LIED!!! *Tackles both* WHY WOULD I MAKE MY CLONE DO...*shudders* THAT?!?!
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-dodges- OMG HELP YACHIRU-CHAN! WHAT THE FUK DO YOU MEAN BY I LIED?/????!!! -summons a thing that can fly- NUUU DON'T KILL ME! -makes a fire around self-
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Kira: *walks through the fire, uncharred* I wasnt talking to you Kari... I was talking to Yachiru...
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-falls- AHHHHHHHHH!!!! fine fine fine!!! do whatever you want...except killing me...i at least wanna live...-covers head-
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oh....whew! [lol sorry] Kari: -hides watching yachiru-chan and Kira-chan-
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*thinks*...Ahhh...im gonna die...
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Kira: *walks over to Yachiru, looking down at her. Her eyes were a pale red with the multi colored dots surrounding the puple. -If you dont know what they look like, look it up on here.- *
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Kari: -thinks- im so gonna die.....if she sees me, i'll pretend to die! hehehehe...lol nah i gotta think of somethin else.....-mutters something under breath-
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-screams- MOOOOOOOOOOMMY!!!...wait i dont have a mom(not really i have one).......AHHHHHHHH!!!
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Kari: -thinks- omg....should i cry for yachiru, or should i die protecting her?
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Kira: *squats next to Yachiru, facing her* ...Give...me...the negatives.... *Looks at Kari* ...You too...
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-gives negatives quickly-
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Kari: -scared- Here! -hands Kira the negatives-
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Kira: *looks at Itachi and poofs away, with negatives in hand*
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Kari: omg that was close -Kira DID NOT HEAR THAT!-
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-sits on ground and hugs knees- Omg thought I was gonna die.....
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-gets up and squats down next to yachiru- shh! keep your voice down. Do you actually want to die? -looks around paranoid-
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Kira: *The real one and a clone appeared behind both of them. Both of them grabbed Kari and Yachiru and poofed away* Itachi: .....!!!!
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AH!! HEEEY!!!
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PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!!!
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Kira: Oh...So you dont want to help me keep these from Itachi? Ok...Be boring...
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Kari: oh....[i g2g make suzuka's video be back soon!]
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Ok!
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I WANNA HELP! ^-^
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Kira: Ok. Same plan as before, only we'll be moving around him, making a sand funnel.
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Ok!
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Kira: We have to wait for Kari... Itachi: *looking around* ...Hm...
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Ok....
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Kira: *Sighs and lays down on her back. They were in a BIIIIIG tree*
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-sits down and leans against the trunk-
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I gtg... T_T I'll be on tomorrow! Bye ppls!
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NOOOOOOOO!!! bye!
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Kira: -5 hours later- *sighs* Where is Kari?!
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Kari: Right Here! -waves like a idiot-
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-looks at Kari funny- (Now we have to wait for Kira! XD)
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Kari: Where is Kira? -sits down near a tree trunk and leans against it-
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Idk.....-jumps into one of the branches and lays on it-
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Kari:-sleeping-
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