oooh, nice pic so where were we with the vader story?

DarthVader: Let me just fill u in Luke just asked how could i blame the univers and i sed easy Watching and Listening very carefully now, "I BLAME CONQUERING THE UNIVERS!"

Ah yes...Jerry: Now Lets bring in Chewbacca

Chewbacca: well i think it's all of darkvalders fualt that Luke wishes to kill him Everyone: Luke: chewy you can talk

DarthVader: WHAT LUKE U WANT TO KILL UR OWN FATHER U WANT TO OBEI ONE KANNOBI!!

DathVader: (looking from the corner of his eyes panik striken and stumbling whilst speaking) Uuuummm now what on earth gave u ummm that idea um oh yeah my son Darth Vader slowly getting up to make a run for.

obi : so the truth has finally came out ...... you son of a bitch, you cant keep your mouth shut *punchs valder* valder:wait arent you suppose to be dead obi: oh shitiness

Luke: This makes me want 2 stick a hot light sabor up his ass! Jerry: You want 2 hurt ur father? Luke: I never said vader ass. Jerry: Oh dear! Luke: RUN JERRY BOY! Vader: Thats my boy!

Darth Vader: Do u wont me to tell u the hole truth now Luke? how Obi one is ur father?

LOL!LMAO! Audience: *Gasps in shock!*

DarthVader: The day before ur mum told me she was xpecting i got home very late i was with another sith, i woz about to go in our room wen i saw the door wide open and saw ur mum with him! And after she had u i lied she didnt rele die, I chucked her out of the house and she became a beggar on the street and then i aboandoned u 2 at the hospital to take my revenge as being a sith!

well! i do say!

DarthVader: U say what? i didnt hear u say anything

i will get 2 wat i do say in a minute....patience!

So luke u gonna take revenge on Obi one? coz if u are i could give u sum pointers.

luke: i dont believe you i want a DNA test

Yoda: A DNA test you should have Jerry: DNA test it is then

Jerry: Ok The DNA test luke is DarthVader telling the truth yyyyyyyyeeeesssssss he is, he is not ur father, The DNA test however that Obi one is your father is fffaaalllssseee! So we r back at square one "Every body join us back after the break to find out who is lukes real father!!

Every1: Oooooh *sigh*

Jerry: "Welcome back everyone" the mystry of lukes father is still unsolved" personnally i think we should ask Yoda if he knows since he know everything about everyone ! What do u think guys?

Yoda: the truth shall let me free, me is the father everyone: WTF??

XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD XDXDXDXDXD MAN D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

aJerry: "I KNEW IT LOOK PPL CANT U TELL BY THE WAY HE IS SITTING, SQUINTING WITH HIS EYES LEGS CROSSED, ARMS CROSSED WITH HIS LIGHT SAVER IN ONE HAND READY TO ATTACK! he is NOT REALLY GOOD BUT EEVVIILL I TELL U EEVVIILL". Yoda has evil smile on his face laughing EVILY! Jerry: Darth VAder sir may i just ask what is that puddle underneath ur chair (pause), Jerry whimpers Plz dnt kill me.

Yoda: Your asses i kill!!!

Jerry: U NO WHAT F*** IT, I'd LIKE TO C U TRY U OLD GREEN MAN, JERRY GETS OUT A SECRET LIGHT SAVER. UR SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD ALREADY REMEMBER IN THE 3RD EPISODE OF STAR WARS IN UR UNIVERSE! Jerry: preparing for battle!

Yoda: I dont know who u r calling an Old Green Man but i am a fully trainned Jedi can kill u in one go, Unlike u, u Little four eyed FREAK!

Jerry: i dunno WTF ur on about but im a black belt in Martial Arts and Karate. Jerry and Yoda swinging their light savers at each other on stage. Jerry: luke dnt u wnt to help me kill ur father?? after all he did abandon u as a child and give u the wrong information about ur father so u wuldnt really know who it was

OH WHAT HAVE I DONE I STARTED THIS JERRY STUFF *jumps out of window*

*stares at window* .......ok see ya! ok so where wer we?

Jerry *swings light saver at Yoda*

im ok jerry`s limo broke my fall...and my hip...and 3 of my ribs

LMAO ......... D: all of you became are sick ..... OMg *grabs popcorn * CONITNUE

mind if i sit with you.. my back hurts

why does your back hurt *passes popcorn*

jumped out the window

LOL ..... look yoda is winning GO GO GO YODA kick tat jerry ass ^^

Yoda dodges left and attacks Yoda: Die jerry will!

Jerry:I wont die Yoda: yes you will *stabs him* Jerry: I shall die with no re...... *jerry dies* D: OMG you killed jerry Luke: YOU BASTARD

well im glad that over *yoda jumps on chris's back* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH get him off me get him off me *falls out window again*

*stares at window again*....ok who wants cookies!? XD

*come back covered in bandages* HERES YOU GOD DAMN COOKIES *throws cookies at anni like shuriken* no one tried to help so i had to drown the midget in a puddle and btw i broke someones starship on the way down

*dodges cookies matrix style, 1 cuts leg* Ouuuuuuucccchhhhhh! U c wat uve gone and done metal!

Jerry: "Gets back up! So glad i didnt tell u about my healing powers". While Yoday jumps out of the way of the cookies Jerry: *Swings light saver at him, Yoda is cut in half on the foor*. :Told u guys i will stop evil from conquering!!!

wateva if no1 dies now im gonna have 2 use a grenade from MetalS stash....any1 wonna accept death now and fall dead? u gots 2 the count of 3.....1....

HAY THATS MINE *takes grenade* im surprised at you....use this *hands anni a big gun*

Jerry: NO THATS MINE *Grabs grenade* NO BOMBS ALLOWED ON MY SHOW! im rele confused about who i just killed tune in nxt week to find out if killed anni or Yoda and thats all for today folks!

*punches jerry in the head pulls grenage pin drops grenade down jerrys shirt and runs like hell* FIRE IN THE A-HOLE (btw yoda is dead i drowned him earlier)

*looks at metal and sighs* -_- not again

we lose more talk show hosts this way *pulls out check list and cross jerry's name* your next Riki lake

*In the smoke suddenly a figure appears*. IT'S Jerry YAY!. Jerry: If u wnt to kill me try doing a better job nxt time! Now i will show u with a grenade i stole of u earlier *Pulls pin out and throughs it*

well ive got this gun 4 sumthin *shoots at jerry but only a puff* DAMN U DIDNT LOAD THIS METAL!

hay i supply weapons ammos your problem

Jerry dies a slow and painfull death, after his death*door bell rings*Anni answers the door its PH: Looks at body on the floor Damn *stamping foot* I WANTED TO KILL HIM! HE BETTER HAD DIED SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY

oh but he has a little itsy bitsy bit of life in him, do i sense the joys of burnin rising in u

PH: OH YAY! *PH is slowly walking over to Jerry who is on the floor gets lighter out*

*Anni sticks foot out and trips PH*

*Lighter goes flying out off PH's hand up in the air, in slowmotion and lands on Jerry's body which sets a light! PH: Well at least now i cant get dun in for murder! unlike some for drowning YODA!

-_-""" yo people have too much fun without me * Luke and darkvalder stand beside her* Luke:I thought this show was about me Valder:my son let us leave these worthless humans D: can i join you Luke: sure * they than do the wizard of oz moment *

that has to be the strangest thing iv ever seen btw the ship i broke was yours

D:O_O Luke:O_O Valder: I am going to kill you *pulls out lightsaver* D: now are we adults here ^_^"""

yea *cowering behind D* lets all calm down now

Valder: I will kill YOU !!! *D runs with metal behind her* D: this is all your fault

no it was the kittke green dudes

*hits you over the head*your an idot *Valder still chasing them * came up with a plan or something

hmm HAY LOOK OVER THERE *vader looks away chris grabs D and runs*

CHRIS LET ME GO, this isnt what I meant

you said a plan yopu didnt say a good one

I should knock some sense into you because you about to run into a poll

im what...OW wait i gave A PLAN

*falls off metal* you dummy

now lets see hes an aging man bad skin condition so *kick vader in the balls* thats should keep him down a while

*pops around the corner* now wats goin on here hehe Vader let me help, i will hold them down 4 u hehe Vader: Yes thank you....NOW DIE U 2!

PH: *Comes right behind Anni* I sence a fight, Any one want me to burn anything or anyone?

try their escape route please

PH: If your talking to me think again before a gush of fire comes towards ur ugly masked face!

*grabs D and runs in the confusion*

well of course he woznt talkin 2 u PH he woz talkin 2.... ah crap whered they go!

PH: And how do u know r u his Gf or something *PH says Jokily*

*sneaks away in a clever desgise*

sshhh....ur not spose 2 know that PH......AND WE WILL FIND U 2!

thell never find me descised as a bananna NO ONE SUSPECTS THE BANANNA MAWAHAHAHAH

huh? is that music i hear? PH do u hear music?

no dont do dont make me say it

come on start dancin!!

no must resist erge

PH: Hey look that Bananna is moving *PH looks suspicious* So what up with u and Vadder Anni?

Vaders fine he just wants 2 kill

THERE HE IS!!!QUICK VADER! KILL THAT BANANA!

PH: Oh no KKKIIILLL and no i meant y u always on his side Sometimes u remind me like ur a couple or something! OH NO WAIT DONT KILL THE BANANNA IM HUNGRY I WANT TO EAT IT!

*while running* Where he at Where he at Where he at Where he at There he go There he go There he go There he go Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly Peanut butter jelly Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat

STOP GOING ON ABOUT THAT ANNOYING LITTLE SONG WILL YA!!

ask vader pushes vader into anni and runs

PH: GET THAT BANNANA! *PH CHASES AFTER BANNANA WITH KNIFE AND FORK!

Burn them PH! *chases Chris and D down the road with PH*

PH: running after them staring at there feet using her magicall powers to burn them *Sees there feeting sizzling *YAY, OH YAY THEY NEARLY MELTING! Now can u at least tell me what up with u and Vader?????

vader baby, do join us

Vader get off chair I plan to make a suicide attempt to blow this place too bits! I can't stand this madness!!!!!!

PH: Oh no anni Vader has turned into a terrorist? hhmm AAAHHH wot the hell can i help???

Vader: Stay back!!!! *grabs the bannana and holds the bannana hostege then Vader maniacally laughs!*

vader baby dont b mean

Bannana: Vader stop! Vader: Why shall I stop! Bannana: Vader........I......am your MOTHER!!!!!! Audeince: *gasp* Vader: WTF?????

any1 realise that banana is no longer chris he used replacment jutsu that sneaky bastard....a banana is my vaders mother! o_0

i love u vader but with a mother like that, i cant be with u

PH: Yeah i new he turned him self into Peanut Jelly thing! *Looks at anni and at Vader at least 6 times* U and Mask face eeeewww goes in a corner and barfs up.

Vader: I sliced her to bits! Riki Lake: * makes a dramatic entrance through a window crashing through it* Hello Vader!!!! *kix him in the face and the followed by a barrage of fist attacks then throws a deveastating blast and directly hits Vader!* Vader: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggh!!!!!

PH: Oi thats my food ur eating!!! Any way dnt u think u should be spending more time with Anni remember ur Gf??

Rikki Lake: I hear you are the devil child! * points at PH* I challenge you! PH: chuckles and then cackles maniacally*

PH: Rikki has anyone eva told u how annoying u r. Rikki: No. PH: Would u like som cookies they r rather delicious? *Rikki takes cookies, Ph goes to Vader and Anni and giggles whispering with Delicious Acid on them!

Rikki: uggh I feel weird......you cunniving little....Blurtch * Riki starts hurling and chunks everywhere*

PH: OH NOO I WAS HOPING THE UGLY ANNNOYING WICKED WITCH WOULD MELT!

use the fire then duh

PH: but this way she dies even more slower, it more painfull and plus i get to enjoy it! C all the benifits of just feeding her Acid??

Rikki: you shall perish!!!!!! Hiyahh!* Rikki kix PH and then throws motor bike at anni followed by a super earthquake attack on J* I am much more powerful than u fools! Bannana: rikki let us be friends Rikki shush you wretched plantain I shall avenge all the Hosts death then eat you!

PH:*Clicks her fingers *Lucke, Obi, Vader get her* 6 against 1 now who is gonna be more powerful everyone pulls out lightsavers *PH: eeww whats that, that smells like poo!

Rikki Lake:I beleive you are also out numbered! * an army of evil cookies brake inside the stage and surround PH and others*

PH: oh look i am soo scared *Shoots fire balls at all the cookies and they all die* Long silence oh yeah did i forget to mention HA!HA

Rikki Lake: Fine then Die!!!! * Rikki throws a series of blasts at ph, PH dodges them and throws some fire*

PH: also gets out her lightsaver which she puts rights throug Rikki *Look now ur dead gives Evil Laugh HAHAHAHA*

ok now can sum1 get this DAMN BIKE OFF ME!!

PH: *turns to anni* No *turns back to rikki's dead body* YAY!RIKKI DEAD! YAY! RIKKI DEAD! *Jumping up and down clapping*.

O_O wow ....... wow *sighs*

see what happen s when i talk

I like when you talk matal ^^

yea but i always end up regretting setting my bloodthursty sis and her piromaniac freind on a killing spre...iv dont it again havent i

you so going to die you know, but i will protact you^^

shouldnt it b the other way around, the man protects the woman....*comments from under bike*

i couldn't let you do that you might get hurt.. i dont want you to get hurt because of me

awww, *helps Anni *

shell only kill me if you let her up

but she is my frined

fine let her up *puts on amour*

thank u...sum1 cares *dusts dust off clothes* oh and metal....im not the 1 with the lighter, just make sure "she" dnt c u

time do demostrate my awsome ninja skills

GO GO GO METAL *does cheer leader move*

disapears in puff of smoke *does that include cheer leader costume*

-____-" dont push your luck

ah well cant win em all

look OUT, is it a bird, no it's a plane, no it SUOERMAN LOL

who

i mean to say SUPERMAN LOL

Hey guys and I see Rikki died and how are ya D I miss ya alot and so do youre friends at myspace and why the hell is super man here???

PH: WHERE! WHERE IS SUPERMAN! MAYBE HE CAN FIND BUSHY FOR ME! WHILST FLYING AROUND PROTECTING THE DAMN WORLD!!

but I like lee, he is so CUTE T_T

hes not a bad fighter

he IS AN AWESOME FIGHTER >.<

i had to laught when he droped those leg weights everyons like thats not gonna help then BOOM

what ep was that ??

fighting garra

GAARA WHERE *faints*

*sweatdrop* no one say his name anymore

*wakes up* what happened?

nothing

you suck

why did you say that

....

I said that becuase I felt like saying that lol ... sorry did I make you feel bad, thats too bad because ... :p

*sulks in corner*

MAHAHAHAHAHAAH I feel kinda evil today too, i guess it's because it's friday and tow I get to sleep one extra hour ^^

then y wont you talk to me on msn

do you have a prolem with me not being on msn .... gosh

i kinda got the feeling your mad at me

i am not mad at u .... until now

So anyone doing anything for Halloween??

i am having a party !