Fecth the stick! Sesshomaru:

-_-;;;;;;;; *flamethrower out of fuel* >_< ... *sigh* Where's A/67 when you need her.

Hmmmmm outa fuel....and i just happen to have some >=)*thinks over evil thought* Nah...here you can have it.*Hands over extra fuel pack* You never know just when your gonna run out!

what are you planning to do with that, besides using it on fangirls

*steals flamethrower* MINE! *blows up everything within a 50 mile span* BWAHAHAHAAA! Evgeni: *slightly charred* *coughs*

*somehow able to escape being singed in any way* that's starting to get old. MMB: *is black from ashes* *coughs*

Fire never gets old! (laughs) Evgeni: (in russian) Give me that! (takes flamethrower and chucks it into a lake) A/67: mean! *hits him and runs away* Evgeni: (in russian) great...(chases after her to apologize)

*sees charred mess* COOL *sees flamethrower in A/67's hands* Nicely done

MMB: how did you keep from getting burned sesshomaru? -sesshomaru eats a mentos and mentos commercial music plays in the background-

it looks like sesshoomarus saying "i like potatoes, they smill like flowers"

I HATE YOU! (sob) You killed my favorite flamethrower! MURDERER! Evgeni: um..im sorry? A/67: (cries harder) Evgeni: Look! I bought you a candy bar! A/67: Neeto! Candy! (eats candy bar) ^_^

iot also looks like hes saying "i like cheese*

enough with the food already!

I like food. Especially this candy bar! ^_^ Snickers is my favorite (hugs Evgeni) Evgeni: so you're not mad anymore? A/67: no, but you still owe me a new flamethrow-CANDY!!! (eats another candy bar that Evgeni just gave her) Evgeni: >=)

these women have rather short attention spans. MMB: what that you say!? O_O oooh shiney...-is hypnotized by the diamond studded bracelet sesshomaru is holding in front of her face-

Evgeni: tell me about it- A/67: LOOK! I found a 4-leaf clover! Sweet! I'm so lucky! (dances but then the roof collapses on her) Weee!! Let's go snowboarding! Evgeni: let's stay home and massage Evgeni's aching feet! A/67: eww.. your feet are nasty.

MMB: sesshomaru keeps his feet soft and clean. He really oughta trim those claws once in a while though.

Evgeni: I'm a hockey player! I get blisters from my skates, and get sweaty! A/67: O_o and occasionally you get athletes feet from the moldy locker room ugh. gross. Evgeni: if you loved me you wouldn't care and would massage my feet anyway. A/67: (raises eyebrow) no.

ohhh look potaoes.0_0! ohh look sweet potatoes! dotty:its better than hert being obbsesd with sticking people on stake in our front lawn.

Evgeni: pleasssseeee??? A/67: i'm not rubbing your nasty feet! Evgeni: ... please? A/67: NO!

try washing them off man.

lettice! *throws the lettace at a/67*

(eats the lettuce) Evgeni: (puts feet in a bucket of warm water to wash) OUCH! that stings the blisters. A/67: (gives him a bar of soap) Practice your hygene you dirty stinky man! ^_^

MMB: IT'S GOOD FOR YOOUU!! -dumps a large bucket of cold water on his head-

throws a brick at a/67*

Evgeni: i just needed to wash my FEET! (soaked) A/67: ...(throws brick back at collie and hits her right in the head) (starts dumping a huge container of shampoo on his head) Evgeni: (scowls)

MMB: bath time! YAY! I likes de bubbles.

Evgeni: (has shampoo running down all over him and his soaked clothes) don't you think that's enough shampoo? (holding empty bottle) A/67: no! ^_^ (dumps another bottle on him) Cleannnn!!!!

I like the smell of susan's hair after she bathes. mmm...-looks content at the mere thought of it-

(dumps more water on his head) Rinse the shampoo off now!!! ^_^ Evgeni: GAH! I got shampoo in my eyes! A/67: ... (dumps more water on his head)

MMB: owie, that's no fun. poor guuy -pats his head-

Evgeni: (twitches when she pats his head) O_o. A/67: Here! This will make you feel better! (pulls out a rubber duckie and squeeks it) ^_^ Evgeni: (takes the duck and squeezes it so hard that its head explodes)

*throws numorus daggers and other deadly poisend things at a/67*

MMB: DON'T MESS WITH MY SISTER! RAWR! -jumps on collie and bites her ear-

(one dagger narrowly misses Evgeni) Grrr... NOBODY MESSES WITH MY MAN!!!!! AHHH!!! DIE YOU FEIND!!!! (attacks collie) Evgeni: ^_^ she cares so much. (still soaked)

cat fight, yeah!

*sinks her fangs into a/67*

(pulls collie off of her and breaks a hockey stick over her head) Evgeni: My hockey stick!!!

MMB: -claws collie's eyes out- HISSSSSSSSSSSS

*sews a new set of eyes that are red* im okay now......

Evgeni: (cries over broken hockey stick) A/67: it's okay (pats him on the back) Evgeni: YOU BROKE MY ONLY LOVE!!! (runs off to cry) A/67: Hey! i thought I was your only LOVE! >=( (burns hockey stick) Damn you hockey and your man-stealing ways!

MMB: pfft heheheh...sorry 'bout that...

im just gld i have many eyes.

Evgeni is a JERK! He loves hockey more than me! Evgeni: It's okay. I bought a new hockey stick! (holding hockey stick) A/67: ARGH! (SMACK!) Evgeni: Owww!

What about you and your flamethrower? MMB: SPUDNIK! -points at a cloud-

That's different! Fire is my life! Evgeni: hockey is MY life! A/67: Well I..uh..damn. Evgeni: I love you (laughs) A/67: jerk. >=(

engvi being a asshole

well Envy elric I hate to say is my brother well...so is sloglothonnytucker!

I hate being proven wrong. >=( Evgeni: I think it's great! A/67: (punches him) Evgeni: well somebody is PMS-ing. A/67: If i were PMS-ing you would be on the floor wrapped in your own intestines. Evgeni: lovely.

im bored so lets play a game called make engvi be wrong! and make a/67 be write about everything!

You mean right, right?

so i have bad spelling come on i only have 4 paws!

I like the sound of this game! >=) Evgeni: i don't O_o;

I figure if I make fun of your spelling enough you'll get better eventually.

do you have 4 paws 24 hours a day?! no ! gosh you hurt collie ! *throws a turkey at sesshomaru* you hurt collies feelings!

Look at the lovely green sky. Evgeni: don't you mean blue? (has shock collar on) A/67: WRONG! (zaps him) I am always right!

Oh joy, turkey. -_-; MMB: GOBBLE GOBBLE -grabs turkey and runs around holding it over her head-

Chickens go BOK BOK BOKKK!!!!! Evgeni: will you shut up! A/67: WRONG!! (ZAP!) Evgeni: GAH! I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!

MMB: COOK TURKEY! -sticks the turkey over Evgeni's head- COOK IT! COOK IT!

Evgeni: A turkey is never going to cook over my head. A/67: WRONG! (ZAP!) Evgeni: GAHHH!! (smoke comes out of zap collar and cooks turkey) A/67: ^_^ haha! that was wierd.

you hurt collie! *throws a watermelon and other food things at seeshomaru* you mean person! *tthrows her muatnt slug atv sesshomaru*

LUCKY! Sesshomaru got an ATV!? I WANT AN ATV!!! (yells at Evgeni) Evgeni: you're destructive enough as it is, im not about to put you on wheels! A/67: I WANT AN ATV! (tantrum)

why are you throwing food stuffs at me? I'm only doing it for your own good. MMB: -eats turkey leg- yummeh, tastes russian.

*throws her muatnt aligater at sesshomaru* you mean vile person! *starts to curse ihn mutant* htrf hrr bgtnhyymjui

MMB: Did you know alligators taste like pork? They do, I tried it!

really?

(takes a bite out of MMB's turkey leg, then bites Evgeni) This does NOT taste like Russian! Evgeni: i hope i don't get rabies...O_o. A/67: yeah, this turkey definately has more of a Finnish taste to it.

wht the?

Evgeni: let me taste (bites turkey) oh yeah, definately Finnish.

MMB: I went to florida and they serve gator! Isn't that cool?

they killed the spirit of the swamp mole!

I had gator once...but that was long ago. Evgeni: you ate it last night.. A/67: (stares off into space)

swamp mole?

Evgeni: umm...hello? (waves hand in front of A/67's face) A/67: (still staring) Evgeni: well i guess i'll have to eat these NACHOS by myself then! A/67: ..NACHOSSSS!!! (tackles him)

yes swamp mole. its the cousin to the MOLE PEOPLE! runn for your lives! the moles are coming!

MMB: I hate moles, they mess up my yard and make me trip and scrape my face, hands, and knees on the driveway.

its the swamp mole king

MMB: NUUUUU!! -hits the swamp mole king with a mallet- Whack a mole! yay!

ohh you anger the goddess of the swamp! the dragon!!!!fly!

Mmmm...nachos. Evgeni: can i have som- A/67: NO! (eats all the nachos) Evgeni: mean. (pouts)

hahahhaha

MMB: I'll hit her with this big tennis racket. MUAHAHAA

wow

OOH! I wanna help! (grabs Evgeni's hockey stick and starts swinging it around in the air) Evgeni: Just don't-(SPLAT) ...get bug guts on it. -_-.

MMB: that reminds me of eighth grade! these 17 year cicadas were all over the place and the boys in my class would knock them out of the air with these frisbees and stomp on them like a tribe of savages...

okay...

DIE BUGS DIE!!! (runs through the woods splatting bugs with Evgeni's hockey stick) Evgeni: great. and i have a game in 2 hours.

it be better to just buy a new one.

MMB: or you can use my giant tennis racket! -hands it to him- I don't think I need it anymore.

Evgeni: ...thanks. (tries to hit a puck with it but the racket breaks in half) -_-. A/67: kay! I'm done! (throws the bug splattered stick at him) Evgeni: ewww...

buy a new one!!

Evgeni: good idea. (gets ready to go to store) A/67: why don't you just use one of the 500 sticks in your closet? Evgeni: hm. that could work.

but their not new!!1

Yes they are! He buys new ones like every day and then never uses them! Evgeni: i forget about them! A/67: ...whatever. Evgeni: yeah... (takes a stick out of the closet and goes to hockey game)

okay...

hmm...these sticks would make a really good bonfire. Evgeni: (going out the door) Don't even THINK about it! >=( A/67: aww...

hhhhhh

hmm... HOCKEYYYYYYY! (runs around with a pile of sticks over her shoulder) Weeeeeee! (runs onto the ice, falls down and goes flying into the wall) Evgeni: Everybody DUCKKK!!! (ducks down as 40 sticks fly through the air) Hockey players: AAAAAH! (one guy gets speared with stick) x_x..

8dicects the dead hocky playe* *puts his brain in a duck so he was brought back to life but as a duck*