it looks like someone is going to cut his head off.....inuyasha maybe? hmmmmmmm

could be Michael. after i started talking about how hot Sesshomaru is, he got a little angry. Michael: *stab* A/67: he's still angry.

im still p*ssed at you you didnt help me save joe!

I was being brutally attacked! I was fighting for my own life let alone an article of food! It was getting moldy anyway.

he was only 50 years old! he was a family arelome. but know i have philip thengirl nickle!

not for long. *chewing gum* i sold philip for some gum. *sits in forest fire and watches stuff burn around her*

i have a new nickle my friend gave me and i call him sesshomarus pocket change! good poket change! hes a boy nickle!

More gum!!! Want a piece of gum Mikey? *takes nickle and buys Michael a gumball* Michael: *chews gum*

i have a new mutantant hamster named cary and she is my new poisones hamster!

hmm...pointy

*blows huge gum bubble and it accidentally pops in Sesshomaru's hair* O_O...i'm dead. *runs away screaming for miles* I'll have to change my name, grow a beard, and move to Switzerland!

like i was walking and i saw a hobo and im like hobo what you doing? and hes all bwahahahah! and im like what? hes like can i have 20 dollers im l;ike no way! sp i spend it anmd got some jerkey. yep

*still running and trying to grow a beard at the same time* WHY ISN'T THIS WORKING?!?!?!!! Growwww!!!! *putting hair growing stuff on her face* Michael: *slightly amused*

>>; she got gum in my hair...MMB:WHEEE *smears peanut butter all over his head* it works on the face, maybe it works on hair! Sesshomaru: -__- I could've just pulled it out. MMB: you need to bathe anyways.

dark collie:i flicked a piece of lead at my brothers head, did i metion i have a monster under my bed.*hears sceaming and gurgles of her monsters fan girl dinner*

okay fleeing is boring. im gonna just walk to Canada now... *starts walking* hope you packed your snow hat Michael. Michael:

dark collie:hehe i havelost intrest.

MMB: there's a bunch of hot guys under my bed, I call it the bishie lounge.

dark collie: hehe *sumons the dead* get them *points to a town* and brinmg me the herad of the one called akito sohma.

O_o

dark collie: what the hell you lookin at? *is talking to a woman thats staring ast her*

MMB: *throws a sock at collie for no reason* heehee

dark collie:*rips sock to shreds* leave me be. dotty:here we go again....

MMB: moooo

*is confused*

im bored.

MMB: pleased to be eating your pie! *grins* Sesshomaru: ...what?

pie?! my chiken *climgs to her mutant chiken*

*still confused* Did someone make mutant chicken pie? .... Yoko: *fighting off mutant chickens* ... Karame: Haha I think thats the first time I've ever seen a fox run from a chicken

atack my minyons of mutantancy! by the way who do you think would win in a fight miroku or jaken?

MMB: Miroku. Jaken is too short, he'd get sucked up.

what about kiara and jaken?

I say we make Miroku and Jaken fight just for our entertainment! Just like what the gladiators did! YEAH! *starves them for a few days and throws them in a pit together promising the winner some food* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!

yay!

*bets $100 on Miroku* Come on! Baby needs a new pair of shoes!

do you even where shoes?

horse shoes.

who cares?! not me i only have four paws! one two three four!

MMB: wow she can count!

ya i cna! god you think im stupisd?! i can make mutants for gosh sake! it talkes somone with a abrain to do that! god!

Yeah. These shoes are getting worn out. *has metal bars nailed through her feet* the blood finally corroded them. They don't hurt when i'm a normal horse though, just when i'm in a human form, which is almost always...*sigh* I want tennis shoes.

go to the shoe store

I don't have any moneys!!! I burned it all when i ran out of stuff to burn.

*hands her a cute mutant bunny* sell it itll come back with theirm money, credit cards, ect..

>=) Moneys here i come! WHO WANTS A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!!!! $20!!!!!

yesssssss

Good bunny. Evgeni: that's horrible. A/67: and brilliant! Evgeni: what if the cops find you? A/67: What if they dont? >=)

itll kill the cops!

Poor officers, going down in the line of duty. >=) WHO WANTS A CUTE LITTLE BUNNY!!!! ONLY $20!!!!

okay.....

I'm going to have enough money to buy those cool shoes that have the wheels that fold in and out so they double as shoes and roller skates! ^_^ I love those things! Evgeni: great. Now she'll be rushing to tackle me twice as fast -_-.

Those shoes really aren't that cool my friend Tara had a pair and they were heavy when you walked in them

They can't be as heavy as these steel bars nailed into the soles of my feet. It hurts!

oh that must really suck. here have some cookies * hands over a bag*

Cookies! (eats cookies) want some Evgeni? (hands them over to him) Evgeni: mmm.. i like this kind.

MMB: COOKIES!!! -tackles A/67 or Evgeni, whoever is in possession of the cookies-

O_o. he's not going to be happy when he comes to. Evgeni: x_x.

MMB: like I care. - sits on his stomach eating cookies-

(colors on his face with a sharpie) (draws a mustache on him) >=)

*doodles on grave robbers face* *glues a curley q mustach on his face*

(writes "Kick Me, I'm Russian" across Evgeni's forehead)

now that is just wrong

MMB: I'm done. -gets off evgeni's stomach, leaving cookie crumbs all over his shirt-

O_O! COOKIES!!!! (starts licking the crumbs off his shirt)

MMB: eeew you're licking a hockey player, do you know where he's BEEN?

He's been to russia! ^_^ (continues eating crumbs) Evgeni: ugh... my head.

MMB: -points at A/67- SHE DID IT! -hides behind sesshomaru-

NA-UH! Sesshomaru did it! Evgeni: O_o uhhh....(sways a little) buttered omlettesssss...aye aye captain..(passes out again) A/67: i think you broke his brain. Way to go! Now i have to find a new boyfriend because you broke this one! >=(

but now hes crazy! like ud!

who's Ud? MMB: I'm soorrryyyy T.T I didn't mmeean tooo... -sniff-

I swear, every boyfriend i get breaks! They don't make them like they used to. Stupid piece of junk! (kicks evgeni in the head) >=( Evgeni: O.o pwetty...Haha! NOSE! (pokes her nose) A/67: I LURVE THIS GAME! NOSE! (pokes Evgeni's nose) ^_^

MMB: I've got your nose Mr. Anderson and I'm going to keep it. Sesshomaru: My name is not Mr. Anderson and my nose is still on my face.

NOSE! (pokes Evgeni's nose) Evgeni: NOSE! (pokes her eye) A/67: OUCH! ...I win!!! ^_^ Evgeni is even more fun now that he's broken! Evgeni: =O----- (sits in a puddle of his own drool) gimme sammich! A/67: ew..No i will not make you a sandwich! Make your own you lazy slob!

MMB: wait..What happened to him again? -reads older comments- oooh.. wait, how'd he get that way if all I did was tackle him? He gets tackled by guys twice my size in hockey.

ud is my brothers friend called jed we call him d because ever since that accendent in my lad all he says is ud.

MMB: aah, Now I know.

I think you hit him and that was one too many times. (sigh) i guess it was bound to happen. -_-. Evgeni: lurv youuu haha! (pokes her) A/67: stoppit! (smacks him) Evgeni: Where am I?

MMB: yu zen China!

the accendent was he went into my mutant lleach/chupicabra and they kinda ate the ord speaking part of his brain

Evgeni: BWaaahal;llalklallllaa!!! (drool) A/67: -_-. damn leech/chupacabra. Well, better find a new brain. (goes on ebay) Evgeni: HAHA! You funnyyyy!!! (poke poke) A/67: shut up tard! (hits him) Evgeni:

MMB: why would you want goat-sucking leeches?

i put my enimies in the pit and they suck their braiins and i use their brains to get info

Well i bought a new brain but it's going to take 4 days to get here because they're shipping it from Sweden. Evgeni: I like PIEEEEEEEEEE! (rolls on groun) A/67: no.

MMB: just put him in front of a TV, it'll keep him busy for 4 days.

He won't pay attention to the tv, he just wants to hang off of me! and be STUPID! >=( Evgeni: ^_^ Haha! pieeeeeeee!!! (poke)

can i eat him? please? can i name him bob the happy hobo?

no name him the angry and lazy hoboe tsume the stupid man who cried potatoe (theming the boy who cried my uncles name jeffry)

No, but when his new brain gets here you can eat the old one! Evgeni: (...) in circles around A/67) A/67: (trips him as he comes around and he falls flat on his face)

MMB: is it here yet?

i have a mouse brain if thatll do till it gets here.

(sigh) no...-_-. Evgeni: Frogs in ma' pants!! ^_^ A/67: oookay. O_o.

MMB: Thats odd, I could've sworn I put crawdads in his pants...

Evgeni: want candyyyyyy?? (hands A/67 a sticky old gummi bear) A/67: ewwww!!! Evgeni: ^_^ i likes 'da candyyy! (rolls on ground)

can i eat him? now?

No, his new brain should be here anyday now... Evgeni: (muttering randomly in russian) ^_^

MMB: Can I eat him?

can i beat him to a bloody pulp?!

Too late! His brain is here! (beats him over the head with hockey stick to knock him out) (shoves new brain in his skull with a plunger) Here's the old one. (throws it at them) Evgeni: (sleeping) -_-.zzzzz... A/67: I hope this works. (tapes his head back together)

MMB: Hey, what happened to my crawdads?

eww*puts the brain in the mutant rat she was working on*

(roasting crawdads) oh. you were using these? Evgeni: (still sleeping)

ooohh...fire.... were is Envy *finds out Envy is eating a bug* okay... *gets out camera* this is going strait to the military Roy Mustang and Edward Elrick heh heh heh Envy: you wouldent..yukis killer: yeas I would >=)

why is he eating a bug?

mmmm...crawdads. (eating crawdads) ^_^ these are crunchy!

dont know

MMB: NOO! I just cleaned that floor.

dotty?

(spits crawdad shells all over floor) Evgeni: ugh...my head.

pie?

MMB: PICK THAT UP! -hits A/67 with a rolled up newspaper-

... (dumps a plate of old spaghetti on the floor and smears the sauce all over the floor) Evgeni: where am i? (gets up from couch and eats nachos)

MMB: who are you? -hits A/67 harder with the newspaper-

carrots?!

(dumps a pack of moldy cream cheese into the mess and smears the around) ... Evgeni: i..don't know. (looks around confused) what a lovely room. A/67: ugh. he needs reprogrammed.

lets see a/67 is the love of your life and you do anything to please her...

MMB: -hits A/67 even harder with the newspaper-

hello.

I rule the earth and you are my manslave! Bow to me!!! (dumping pancake batter onto the creamcheese) Evgeni: Master! (bows) A/67: >=) i like the new Evgeni. Evgeni: (kisses her feet)

so do i

MMB: -hits A/67 with a flourecent light tube-

cheese

(hits MMB with a pool noodle) Evgeni: where did you find that? A/67: at the pool silly! Evgeni: we don't have a pool. A/67: >=) but the neighbors do. (evil giggle)

okay...

MMB: SKINNY DIPPING! -jumps in the pool with all her clothes on- Ack! clothes too heavy! Can't swim! GARRblbblelbeblub

But skinny dipping is without your clothes...oh well. WEEE!!! (cannon balls into the pool and pulls Evgeni in with her) ^_^ Evgeni: i hate you. A/67: i know.

ewww

I guess you could call this fat dipping (clothes soaked) Evgeni: that was stupid. A/67: (sigh) i know but it was so perfect. Evgeni: im going to need a new hockey sweater. (dripping)

ewwww

What's so gross!? Evgeni: woah...these jeans are at least 10 pounds heavier filled with water. (waddles around in them) how annoying...stupid cheap material.

*pokes a brain of a guy who just washed up on shore* ewww

I thought we were in a pool.. hmm.. oh well. EVGENI LET'S BUILD A SANDCASTLE!!!! (tackles him and starts throwing sand in his hair) Evgeni: x_x. (face in the sand)

*takes brain and starts to dicect man*

No one has been on in a while...~*Feels alone.*~ ._.

Yay! I'm having fun!!! (buring Evgeni in the sand) Evgeni: you'd better help me get out of this when you're done. A/67: Bwahahaaaa.. >=) Evgeni: O_o;