Damn you, Hokage, you bastard!

Ah! Stupid monkey Sarutobi! I refuse to allow you to burn Orochimaru's precious mane!

It...Looks like he's dancing. o_O Just thought I'd say. *Slinks away*

1) summons a monkey 2) saru is Japanese for monkey 3)looks like a monkey. Conclusion: the 3rd hokage is a...MONKEY

DANCE, MASTER, DANCE!!!!!

he is in flames! do something!... umm we lost him....

His next words..."did you think you could kill me with such a pitifull jutsu..."

hokage: no i just wanted 2 screw your face up so the fan girls wouldnt like you. orochimaru:well that sucked it didnt work u old monkey basterd

me *dressed as a cheerleader* GO OCHI! GO OCHI! GO OCHI!

Nice *sasu_lee_lover* (didn't feel like writing the whole name)

<from last> Orochimaru still didn't know that his plan was foiled, so he tried to go through with it during the Chunin Selection Exams. He marked Sasuke and decided to postone taking him over for a short time. However, Diana stopped him in his tracks. He would never attain the power or woman he so despirately coveted. Thank God. <fin>