hott...sexy...i so have to screw him again

why?

shut up tomoe! its my turn!!!!!!!!!

Itachi: GRRR!! KAKASHI IS MINE! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE! And no one is screwing me tonight except for Kisame. Uh, Tomoe Kaji Uchiha or whatever, do you happen to be that older guy with the bifocals that got me drunk last week. Just wondering because you said "again." If you screwed me before you have to be a man. Oh my God I'm so wasted. Whoever has their hand on my butt remove it now. Oh it was Kisame. Never mind. Me: Is he annoying anyone besides me here?

wait can i scew itachi i never tried so please can i

Itachi: Get a sex change! And then sure!

Wait till I'm done!

come on itachi dont be a bad girl, come play with your master, and im sure you would totally stop liking guys and start liking girl

Not after what Kisame and me give him!

Itachi: I don't like girls like that. I don't like penetrating anything... I get off on being penetrated... and girl's bodies are very unexciting.

I like girls, but I think I prefer guys... Lately that's been the case. Mostly because girls nowadays have this stupid idea that waxing and shaving the "area" is sexy. WRONG!!! It's dumb... makes them look like little girls. If I want a woman I want a WOMAN not a hairless freak. Leg hair doesn't even bother me. Only armpit hair does. No man I know shaves his pubes so I prefer them.

Itachi does... he shaves... ironically he's the only person on the show, male or female, who does.